Anyone want anything?
Cornetto
Just one? /joke
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Nelson, I owe you about 15p!
The contents of the till, please
Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!
One pinto bean please
Do you mean one can, or just a single pinto bean? Someone will have to distract the security guard while I whip out the can opener
I’ll take a pack of the knock off biscoff ice creams while your there.
A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.
I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
Need some more milk, cheers
Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis
Grab some of those honey and pepperoni pizzas in the freezer section. Thank me later
I need some ice tea and some cookies
And a €10 pink sweater please
No thanks, I’m good. I already have a nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.
You could have made your own:
One of those Alska ciders would be lovely in this weather
I mean… Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.Grab me some cheese twists if it’s got a bakery.