[alt text: a tweet that says, “When a goose gets their first car”. Below the tweet is a photo of the back of a car, which is covered in overlapping, nonsensical bumper stickers about honking the car horn. If you attempt to read the stickers, they say, “Honk if anything; Remember if you honk all you at me I will HONK HONK if you get any closer u have to HONK IF if you will if I honk myself want honk; Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK”.]