And my axe. You piece of shit.

Yippee Ki‐Yay, motherfucker. You piece of shit.

OR, if aired on TNT,

Yippee Ki‐Yay, mother father. You piece of shirt.

SHOOCKEEER, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT

“Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit.”

The safe word is “iceberg”.

What’s taters, you piece of shit?

I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it… you piece of shit.

You complete me, you piece of shit.

The venerable sound of music:

Frau Schmidt: The Von Trapp children don’t play. They march. You piece of shit

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You piece of shit.

“Be a lot cooler if you did, you piece of shit.”

“You can’t handle the truth, you piece of shit.”

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit!”

“He fucked me! I’m truly ass invaded! You piece of shit!”

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)…
Air Marshal: What’s the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I’m the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I’m about to open up some freakin’ windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.