First Majestic Comet@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-21 month agoButton Rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1271arrow-down1imageButton Rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneFirst Majestic Comet@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-21 month agomessage-square76fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSomeGuy69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 month agoSo like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
minus-squaretraches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoIf you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
I’m just incredible lucky
Damn, what is it like to be you?
My name is Bond, James Bond.