• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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      1 year ago

      What he doesn’t know is the Lauren put it in the recycling 5 weeks ago. His ghost will forever wander the house turning a book around, sighing and moving on to the next one. Lauren is quietly pleased about it as J is now very neutral, the all that ground glass in his Buddha bowls was worth the effort.

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      1 year ago

      It’s got his starch in it. He needs it to calm down from the latest Lauren redecoration fiasco.

      He has only just got over all the throw pillows covering every piece of furniture.