• @Fizz
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    1241 month ago

    I’d be more suspicious of a person coming to my door purely just to educate me on cool science things. I wouldn’t be able to shake the feeling that he’s trying to sell me something.

    At least with religion I know their game and I know I’m not interested but science that’s interesting.

    • @[email protected]
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      691 month ago

      They spend an hour talking about the possibility of life on Venus then they whip out the vacuum cleaner

      • slazer2au
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        181 month ago

        Better than a set of steak knives. Because that conversation goes very differently.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      451 month ago

      listen, you know you want that encyclopedia. imgaine how good it would look. women will swoon at your big books. you know what big books mean.

    • Björn Tantau
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      161 month ago

      They sing a song about the vastness of space and then they start harvesting your organs.

    • AgentOrangesicle
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      71 month ago

      I’d be more suspicious of them telling me life exists on Venus, specifically. Last I heard it was a hot-ass gaseous atmosphere made of acid. My money is still on Europa.

      • kase
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        141 month ago

        Boy, have I got news for you!


        /j