Trekman10@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agoYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square165fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWTrekman10@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square165fedilinkfile-text
I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.
minus-squarespitz@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up77·10 months agoI quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: “may your laundry never dry”. That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.
minus-squarespitz@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·10 months agoI know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You’d never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.
minus-squareTerevos@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoYou could never wear socks because your feet would get diseased.
I quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: “may your laundry never dry”. That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.
Calm down Satan!
I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You’d never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.
You could never wear socks because your feet would get diseased.
Exactly. It would suck.
That’s terrible, haha.