That was a beautiful alliteration, but in reality it’s 24/7.

Godspeed

The Lemmy no poop challenge memes were when I realized this was where I belonged.

Orson Scott Card actually weighed in on a simple way to determine if something is fantasy or sci-fi since he writes both:

The difference between science fiction and fantasy…is simply this, science fiction has rivets, fantasy has trees.

Hey get back here!

Colorado and California have laws that say you have to list salaries on job postings. As a result, many job posting say “not eligible for residents of Colorado or California” on them, even when the posting is specifically looking for people from those states l.

I’m wondering if this new law has that loophole where companies can just say “hey, we told people from California that our service wasn’t for them. It’s not our fault that they still signed up for it.”

I’m with you in this one (so expecting downvotes). I’ve got 5 people in my house that all watch a shit load of YouTube. Originally I used Vanced on my phone, but realized that my kids were watching YouTube on the TVs and on their personal devices. At one point, I went into my daughter’s room at night and saw there were ads playing on her device where she had fallen asleep watching YouTube.

So once Vanced shut down (I know there is ReVanced and other alternatives) I decided to start paying for YouTube Premium. The reality is, being a tech nerd is fine for me, but it wasn’t easy to scale up and protect my entire family from ads on all their devices. So I figured that a few bucks a month was worth it for me.

I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?

I’d really like that Lovense machine to boof my clacker

I’m a native English speaker and I still had to Google three words in that sentence.

Get a practice lock that you can re-pin. They’re cool so you can see what it’s like to have spools or serrated pins. I messed with one for a while and then was like “I wonder how much harder it would be to pick my front door lock instead of this cheap practice lock?” Turns out, the front door lock is ridiculously easy compared to a practice lock.

Lmao I was unaware that all these Moo Deng images existed. That’s fantastic

I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revulsion wasn’t as strong.

But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.

That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.

Man was living life dangerously

A friend of mine tried to convince me to get Factorio a couple days ago. Couldn’t help but feel like he was a junky trying to get me to try just a little bit of heroin.

Aww but I thought I was special.

I know there are vast ethical issues with genetic experimentation; but if they find a way to keep an animal from aging, I will be the first in line at the baby hippo store.

Moo Deng would never hurt a soul!

Actually that’s not true. She tried to munch that zookeeper’s knees. She’s just too little to efficiently murder someone yet.

Also have you noticed how religion grooms children? Most of those weirdos go after new born babies.

He didn’t really though. The headline makes it sound like Trump said “I won’t run again if I lose.” But that’s not the case. The exchange was actually:

Interviewer: If you’re not successful this time, do you see yourself running again in four years?

Trump: No I don’t. I think that will be… uhh… that will be it. I don’t see that at all. Hopefully we’re going to be successful.