I’m buying a bunch of “I did that!” Trump stickers to slap on empty grocery shelves. That’s gonna be fun.

Oh no! Fuckface is going to lose his farm!!

Jesus fucking Christ. 🤦‍♂️

All these dumbfucks will be Googling “What is a Great Depression?” in about a year too.

May Bird Flu thin the herd.

This is the fattest president since Taft, he’s got a lot of insulation.

I hope Vance comes down with a bad case of Harrison tho.

I’m really sad he never got to see his beloved Brewers win the big one. I’m even more sad I’ll never get to hear him call a home game again. I’m gonna order some usingers and toast to him Opening Day.

Think they can settle this in, checks calendar, five days?

Son-of-bitch!

We will find out when these idiots start the second great depression. When 400 million people can’t eat shit gets real.

I had to turn down my Fender Rumble 500 because if I turn it to 5, it makes my pants flap like I’m in front of a fan, and it caused enough vibration to make one of my drummers crash stands fall over lol

You want to create some Luigis’?

This is a good blueprint to do it by affecting their pay and retirement.

Yeah, but we slap and make the ground shake.

Jr rubs a coke encrusted finger all over his gumline

“I’LL DO IT DADDY! I’LL COLLECT THEM TARIFFS!”

This man is the reason for the QB greatness at Green Bay. They better put his name on the ring around Lambeau

Yessss…fuck the orks

They’d be wiped out instantly while bickering about who’s in charge

No questions for that Oline that suddenly turned into a turnstile for him?

Or the Oline coach that didn’t make adjustments?

They all went on extended vacation, Comrade. Very nice and long.

That is identical to mine. It’s wicked cool, but I wouldn’t even dream of flying it anywhere near an event like this. I enjoy zipping around my property for sure but that’s it.

Whoever this is is bigly fucked. They will move heaven and earth to hunt them down.

I hedging my bet that the invasion happens on the 20th.

I hope I’m wrong, but it would be perfect timing with the chaos of the transition and none of the major Secretary positions filled.