Steady pace wins the face candy.
animalsthatgotfiredfromtheirjobs
Did they at least give him a trial?
The DEA turtle !
Did I ever tell you the time we found a turtle with $50 million worth of cocaine attached to it?
Wow, how did the turtle get that $45 million of coke?
Not sure, but we gave the $40 million worth of cocane to the FDA.
$48 Million worth of Cocaine was found strapped to a turtle? Incredible.
Crazy they found $40 million worth of cocaine on this turtle. Where could it have gotten the $35 million of cocaine from?
Crazy someone would attach 30 million worth of cocaine to a turtle.
I’m sure there will be an astute amount of investigation on the 20 million worth of cociane floating with the turtle
Yep gotta know where the 15 million worth of cocaine came from .
$10 million worth of cocaine?
Get out a here with that nonsense!
I know in drug world that is not big but still busting the source of that 5 million worth of cocaine would still be a big leap .
Turtle power.
Turtle powder
From now on, we need to refer to all water traveling drug smugglers as drug turtles instead of drug mules.
La Tortuga de drogas
Drogtuga.
Michelangelo is that you?
He is the party dude.
You all jest - and fair enough… but dude… this just makes me so sad :( that poor turt didn’t sign up for this shit
On it’s way to a cowabunga party.
The Coast Guard sure has some funky math.
seized 7 tons of cocaine worth over $135 million
But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil?
They’re just making up these numbers
That’s just a maritime ton
it’s worth nothing until you realize the gains
Per usual
Of course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
Oh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all
Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
That is what the turtle wants you to think
No no no.
The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
Next time, give the turt a couple bumps off the coke so it can outrun the cops.
The turtle has been found guilty, and sentencing will take place in September.
These mandatory minimum sentences are getting out of hand.
These Cocaine Bear sequels are getting weird.
Cocaine Orca gonna slap tho
Unlike the original, of course.
Yes, a cinematic masterpiece soon to be on the criterion collection!
Cut out the feel good “not without my daughter” parts of the story and it was actually pretty good.
Scratch that, take out the plot but keep all the kills, add a few more in and the film would have been a solid 8/10.
Something tells me that your favorite movie is either The English Patient or The Constant Gardener.
Definitely something starring Ralph Fiennes!
No.
Well I guess I have to watch it now