• Mightymaxx@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’ll trade you one rice cooker cat for a bulldog that poops in front of the door after going for a long walk.

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I had a disabled cat (heart failure, nearly blind, digestive issues, and severe brain damage) who went absolutely bonkers for strawberries. He was always trying to steal them. He was never successful. One day I caved and gave him a slice of a strawberry. He sniffed it then left. The next time I ate strawberries he went right back to trying to steal them. He was such a little shithead, but was the best cat I’ve ever had.

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    1 year ago

    If you like this post, you gotta see the response post Straycatj made:

    “I’m going to tell you about his wrongdoing again.”

    He opened the ice stocker of her refrigerator and let all ice cubes melted
    ↑it inundated the floor
    He entered that stock space after she quit to make ices
    He entered her towel box(example photo) and put black furs all the towels
    ↑ she needed to buy a new box with a lid
    He threw away her kitchen cloth box when he climbed and entered the shelf
    ↑she needed to wash them again
    ↑ she needed to buy a new box with a lid
    He opened the rice cooker before it started to cook so she couldn’t have rice at the morning
    He opened the rice cooker and ate rice
    She needed to buy a new cooker with the side button
    He ate rice in her lunch box
    He ate mochi rice before she cook
    He opened the package of pasta and ate them
    He opened the package of lamen and ate them
    He raids her every time while she’s eating her favorite pudding