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minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·7 months agoHow do you stop a Mormon from drinking your alcohol? Invite 2. I don’t really know Mormons but for some reason I remember that joke.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·7 months agoI heard it a bit different: What’s the difference between Jews and Mormons? Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the messiah and Mormons don’t recognize each other in the liquor store. (I think it works with baptists too)
minus-squareharderian729@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·7 months agoThese are both dumb jokes.
How do you stop a Mormon from drinking your alcohol?
Invite 2.
I don’t really know Mormons but for some reason I remember that joke.
I heard it a bit different: What’s the difference between Jews and Mormons? Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the messiah and Mormons don’t recognize each other in the liquor store. (I think it works with baptists too)
Yeah that the one I heard.
These are both dumb jokes.