It’s NOT just a stick. It’s a nice stick, which means its uses are many.

• sword
• wizard staff
• samurai katana
• javelin
• light saber
• cane
• stick (because that’s a use case on its own)

I made two stick related posts, because of this

Him distracting the wife is hilarious. He’s tried to bring sticks home before and she caught him. Lmfao