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    Animal 15 began to lose coordination and staff observed that she would shake uncontrollably when she saw lab workers. Her condition deteriorated for months until the staff finally euthanized her. A necropsy report indicates that she had bleeding in her brain and that the Neuralink implants left parts of her cerebral cortex “focally tattered.”

    fuck

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    So I think people here need to be mindful of how much they don’t know about animal testing, how easy it is for the topic of animal testing to become inflammatory and how much musk-hate makes that even more likely.

    Animal testing and experimentation is happening all over the place. And in such work accidents to happen, as with any surgery. And a common measure to prevent suffering is to euthanise. In fact I think euthanasia is prescribed so often that it’s controversial, but you should keep in mind that any animal experimentation setup is likely to have an intentionally antagonistic relationship between experimenters and animal carers and ethicists.

    There are groups deeply and actively opposed to animal experimentation of any sort and will infiltrate and target labs and try to expose them any way they can. There’s a real chance that something like that is behind these revelations. Point is that it’s often not objective and misleads you into thinking the targeted lab is particularly bad when it’s actually just a selected target for political reasons.

    All of which is NOT to condone animal experimentation (I’m a vegan for example). But you really should be mindful of how dumb media hype around this issue can be.

    If you’re outraged for instance, when was the last time you ate meat and how well do you think that animal was treated both before it’s killing and even during? Better than the monkey in this story? Hell, when was the last time you ran over an animal in your car and did you really need to be driving at all? Did that animal die peacefully? Did you even realise?

    How many benefits come to both humanity and animals too from progress from animal experimentation and is that worth some of the mistakes and suffering caused?

    These are some of the better thoughts IMO, where musk hate is really not relevant here. From what I could tell from the article, it did not seem odd at all. If you care about animals, take the issue seriously and don’t make it about one very famous person who’s cool to hate right now. Animals, and humanity, frankly deserve better.

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      Animal testing is awful in the best case, agreed.

      What this article and other articles about Neuralink allege is that the company blew right past any kind of ethical guidelines that the industry has in a desire to be fast. The industry standard is to avoid any “undue suffering”. They admit animals will suffer but all effort must be taken to minimize it.

      What whistleblowers have exposed is that Neuralink started putting devices in primate’s brains when they knew the devices won’t work and were deadly in predictable ways. For instance a lot of monkeys got their brains cooked alive because the device put out too much waste heat. This was done because Elon was getting impatient and wanting to see progress in primate trials, so they just YOLOed a bunch of obviously deadly devices into a bunch of primate brains and in doing so, tortured and killed all the animals needlessly.

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        Musk is unplugging servers with customer data and then transporting them in a van. He 100% has zero interest in proper procedure. Look at the QA of Tesla ffs.

        Musk is a petulant child. There’s no chip. It’s an abandoned project that killed a bunch of monkeys for a bit of press.

        I mean:

        Neuralink also faces an investigation from the US Department of Transportation over allegations it illegally transported contaminated devices that were removed from monkeys’ brains.

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        I haven’t read beyond the Verge article and it would make sense that neurallink is YOLO-ing it as you say.

        but all effort must be taken to minimize it

        IME, I think people would be surprised at how much this isn’t entirely true. There are grey zones and industries with people with careers and deadlines. There are groups that know staying out of the limelight and not talking about the slightly dodgy thing they do is a good strategy. Yes there are ethics groups and oversight and a general awareness of the importance of not being evil. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if neurallink isn’t categorically different from a lot of animal industries.

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      If I haven’t eaten meat for over 20 years and don’t drive can I continue to take the moral highground on testing?

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        If you never use medicine that was developed with the help of animal testing I guess you could. If you do use pretty much any kind of antibiotics though, or are unfortunately diabetic and have to use insulin, then it would be pretty hypocritical.

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        I think part of my general point was that seeking “moral high grounds”, at least as a judgmental behaviour, is a trap and can be dumb and can be part of the problem.

        In a world rife with deferred ethics, I’d argue moral high ground urges and behaviours are an opiate to help us cope with the realities and difficulties of issues.

        I also haven’t eaten meat or animal products or driven or owned a car for a while, but personally, I’m wary of wanting to take moral high grounds or being too judgmental of those who eat meat or believe in animal testing to progress medical science. I don’t think it helps the issue, argument or any animals frankly.

        IMO, to get people to be better at empathy, you have to start with empathy. And then, if someone turns out to be a cunt, then well, call 'em what they are.

        Otherwise, beyond all that, I personally am really not sure focusing on animal testing makes any sense if you care about the general state of animal welfare and the way humans treat animals. I personally suspect scientists in lab coats make an easy scarecrow with some subtle prejudices creeping in, and kinda probably judge people would prefer to target testing rather than the animal farming industry and the industries that destroy habitats. Outside of scientific research though, yea animal testing is probably complete trash.

        As for my view on animals in scientific research, I think the whole thing could do with a pretty significant clean up where the model of scientific practice is probably in need of reform to be more efficient. Awkwardly, I suspect the scientific industry would find this difficult and for entirely shitty reasons.

        Generally, I’m personally not sure where I stand on whether any animal experimentation is justified, but I’d bet much of what does happen is not entirely justifiable at all.

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          Very well said. As a fellow vegan I wish more of us took an approach like this. Too often I see the militant side focused on shaming and I don’t think that works. It raises people’s defences, gives the movement a bad name, and puts them in fight or flight mode.

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        You can have a moral high ground either way. It would be impossible to live in such a way that you are totally free of hypocrisy and anything someone could possibly criticize you for, which is what these people are basically asking in bad faith. They are saying you would have to live an impossible life because they do not want a moral high ground to exist at all. Just because we do not always meet our ideals does not mean we cannot have ideals, or that we cannot note when those ideals have not been met in others. I have not lived a 100% violence free life, but that isn’t necessary to call out something like a murder.

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      i don’t need to pass a purity test or stake out a moral high ground to recognize right and wrong.

      no one does.

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        Not sure I understand you here. I wasn’t talking about purity tests. I was talking about the quality of the debate and public understanding of the general issue.

        You can recognise this as wrong all you like but it won’t alter whether the broader dynamic between the media, the public and the various industries involved is mostly an uninformed and ineffectual circus that ends up not caring that much about animal welfare.

        Also, if these experiments are so self evidently wrong but the meat/dairy industry is ok by you, that’s beyond a mere lack of purity, and I’d have to ask you whether the habits and pleasures of meat really are worth the suffering caused and whether you’re even aware of the sort of suffering behind the meat industry.

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          The overseeing bodies of humanity just isn’t unbiased. We have biases and adapt and change slowly to conform to logic and reason. It has never been fair. Smoking is legal only if it is tobacco. There is no real checks on big money and their taxes they don’t pay, yet you have to or face dire consequences.

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          There’s not much to debate or understand. Anyone can look at a primate suffering and see the wrongness there. People need years of education and training to the contrary in order to reach the opposite conclusion.

          I find it illuminating that you opened up with “oh gee, what purity test” and ended with “if you eat meat you have no standing to care about animal rights”.

          Instead of convoluting the discussion, why not come right out and say what you want to clearly and plainly?

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            “if you eat meat you have no standing to care about animal rights”

            Come on … you know what I said is more nuanced that! You’ve got standing … I’m talking to you about it!

            And yea, I’m totally with one seeing “wrongness” in much of how humanity interacts with animals, whether they could personally do better or not.

            Where we differ and maybe start talking past each other is that I think an article or incident like Neural link is a good opportunity to not just get sucked into some main stream media click baity outrage and instead think about the broader system and culture involved, where, as I’ve said, there’s a real enough chance Musk and his company isn’t especially evil but rather representative of a multiple industries.

            The point about whether someone is regularly eating meat is that the meat industry is comparatively huge and something which forms a central and direct part of everyone’s lives … it’s where the majority of our relationship with animal welfare begins and ends and it’s the one that we can clearly think about, that we have personal stakes in and can easily investigate and do something about. Which means if you care about animal welfare, and don’t want to only engage in click baity online outrage, it’s the obvious place to start and have a conversation. Which, of course, isn’t to take away from what may have transpired in Neuralink.

            Other than all of that … yea look, if you want to get upset about the monkeys but not even talk about the meat industry, then yea, you can have a point about the monkeys, but it’ll be, IMO, a relatively easy one and it will run the risk of actually ignoring the medical/scientific progress that might maybe depending on your ethics justify at least the idea of the experiment.

            I’m not rejecting it though, or the validity of your stance on it … just trying to push for a better conversation.

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              It’s not engaging in online click baity outrage to recognize that the company developing the brain sepsis device in order to send ads into our dreams and monetize our ids is especially evil.

              People are not seeing the usual animal cruelty victims in the primates described, but the environmental storytelling beats of every day after tomorrow video game, the foreshadowing of what will haunt the protagonist in a William Gibson novel and the inevitable end to every post apocalyptic television shows exploration of the question “did science go too far”.

              The person enraged with a company developing the Bash Your Head Against the Floor implant is rarely provoked to ire because of their love of the animal subject of testing but because they are forced to ask the question “why?”

              Even if people can’t explain it they know full well that this technology is intended to be used as mass media, radio, television and the internet before it.

              We do not see ourselves in the monkey because we believe the monkey has the same rights as us, but because we know the monkey is only holding our seat until the train is ready to leave the station.

              It’s evil. We don’t need nuanced discussion about it. No one is getting click baited into a rage. Rage and revulsion are the natural response to evil.

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      From what I could tell from the article, it did not seem odd at all

      Animal 15 began to lose coordination and staff observed that she would shake uncontrollably when she saw lab workers. Her condition deteriorated for months until the staff finally euthanized her. A necropsy report indicates that she had bleeding in her brain and that the Neuralink implants left parts of her cerebral cortex “focally tattered.”

      Along with claiming that no monkeys have died because of a Neuralink implant, Musk has said the startup “chose terminal mon[k]eys (close to death already)” as test subjects to “minimize risk to healthy monkeys.” However, Wired cites an anonymous former employee saying that is not true: Shown a copy of Musk’s remarks on X about Neuralink’s animal subjects being “close to death already,” a former Neuralink employee alleges to WIRED the claim is “ridiculous” if not a “straight fabrication.” “We had these monkeys for a year or so before any surgery was performed,” they say. The ex-employee, who requested anonymity for fear of retaliation, says up to a year’s worth of behavioral training was necessary for the program, a time frame that would exempt subjects already close to death’s door.

      This didn’t seem odd to you?

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        To be clear it sounds like it could have been horrific. But it’s also vague enough on the details that I don’t trust it be free of some inflammatory spin. Otherwise, it sounds like something went wrong with one animal and they had to euthanise.

        How wrong it went and why could be negligence or it could be experimentation that was reasonably handled. Months sounds like a long time but we don’t really know how bad it was over that period. It could have gotten bad only just before they decided to act on it. Shaking in front of lab workers doesn’t necessarily mean much, though I’m no veterinarian.

        Even if it were negligence or at least some degree of indifference to the welfare of the animals, no, I don’t believe that’s odd, because that’s the world we live in. And that’s my broader point, this sort of shit is all over the place. It probably sounds bad because it’s a brain implant and there’s brain damage, but there are all sorts of ways animals can and do suffer, with farming and animal experimentation occurring all over the world.

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          Oh well if things are bad everywhere I guess we should never bring up anything bad ever or criticize bad behavior or try to be better. Got it 👍

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            Ummm … I’m criticising it, just pointing out that it’s a much bigger issue than musk doing something dodgy and missing that fact would do a disservice to animals. If you know about the state of animal experimentation and farming already, my posts don’t say anything new.

            Otherwise taking down musk and neurallink and not doing anything about the broader industries out of ignorance would be negligent IMO.

            Or worse, expressing outrage online while not doing something actually within your control like altering the way your actions affect animals … that’d be petty poor behaviour too IMO.

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      I agree with you, just wanted to add a couple things.

      Be aware that not eating meat, while being an amazing stance for many reasons, doesn’t prevent animal testing, since animals used in labs are bred specifically for that purpose, they don’t come from the food industry nor they have anything to do with it. In the country I live there’s a law that says that each lab animal can be used only for one experiment and when experimenting is done, if they don’t end up with permanent damage, they can be given away to rehab organizations for adoption, otherwise they must be euthanized.

      I think many countries (EU at least) might have similar laws, people just don’t know, like I didn’t until I went to a non-profit org specialized in rehab of rabbits, guinea pigs and rats used for animal testing, to adopt a rabbit (I kept them as pets for many years, they’re fantastic pets). I learned a lot from them.

      will infiltrate and target labs and try to expose them any way they can

      Their intentions are good but infiltrating labs to release animals, without knowing anything about them, is wrong, it’s being ignorant of the consequences.

      For example, rabbits used in labs are mostly new zealand breed because they are very tame compared to other breeds, they’re also among the biggest. Rabbits in general have very fragile bones, big breeds (more than others) need to grow up in spaces that grant them movement to be able to develop muscles to sustain their weight, they don’t in labs, they’re kept in very small cages all their life, so if you release them without proper rehab, the first time they try to stand up on their hind legs (rabbits do that instinctively) they’ll break their spine and die, just like that.

      All lab animals in general live in cages all their lives, suddenly “throwing” them out in the wild to fend for themselves, is condemning them to die horrible deaths. That’s not to say staying in a lab is better, but what those people do is irresponsible.

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      To an extent, but I think the concern is that there were still documented device failures in live subjects, and if it’s going to start human trials on quadriplegic they are going to have a tough time convincing IRBs, providers, and patients of it just as effective as existing treatments with side effect profile. As there are none, IRBs are going to really push back on the whole “yeah this will explicitly kill people,” instead of like cancer research “the patient will have treatment with nothing worse than standard treatment of care.”

      Or, put another way, in the U.S., a quadriplegic receives no treatment and lives, vs a quadriplegic who under goes the implant and dies from the implant (as specified in the article).

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      If you’re testing on animals, you’re a horrible person. Full stop.

      Animals cannot consent

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        What would you say to medical research and using any medical advancements we have now that we’re discovered on the back of animal experimentation?

        What about the meat and dairy industries and people who eat meat?

        What if the experiments on the animals were rather harmless and they were kept under caring, clean and safe conditions?

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    Debates about animal testing are important and understanding the realities of them is good, but I feel like it’s easy to overlook maybe the most crucial component of this: Musk has openly and clearly lied about these tests and the realities of what point his technology is at, seemingly to mask the grim reality behind it

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      He’s done that in all his businesses. Arguably that’s what makes him a messiah to his ilk. They think he’s a profit. When sane people realize he’s just a blow hard lying about things or is just completely out to lunch.

      Which is pretty standard with these types. Akin to Homes.

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      Exactly. Animal testing is neccessary are doesn’t usually look any better than this unfortunately, but lying about it should be (and obviously will be) investigated by SEC because by lying about it he created false impression of this product which benefited the company.

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      “Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA implanted with Neuralink, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis cyber men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”

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      The worst part is they are going to fuck over a bunch of terminally ill people with nothing to lose.

      How do you not notice a brain bleed? They stitched up 15 and then just watched him?? No scans, no actual tests?? I can only imagine the scientists this attracts.

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      Well thank god this sort of short sighted thinking isn’t prevalent in science or medicine or we’d all be fucked.

      *lol a scientist scooped a baby rat’s brain’s out just to satisfy his curiosity about dreams and sleep. You guys think I’m worried about some monkeys dying to help paralyzed people live again, I’m not. Science be like that sometimes, progress of all kinds is built on suffering of some sort, those in charge of the universe do their best to make sure it’s not them. You can hate me and my ideals if you want, but at least I’m not ignorant to the cause and what’s at stake just because I’m emotionally invested in the man behind the curtain.

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        There’s a difference between giving a monkey AIDS and trying to fix it and shoving some toy in its brain causing it to die a slow painful death.

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          What is the difference exactly? It’s both animal testing. It’s going to be cruel by its very nature. They’re testing on animals because they’re not allowed to test on humans. If they could they would.

          Everyone here acting like this is all black and white. Without animal testing there’s no modern medicine. That is a choise we could have made but didn’t. Thousands of animals had to suffer so that millions of people would not. From an utilitairian point of view it’s a no-brainer but it’s still cruel as fuck and there’s no getting around that. Animal testing or no - both leads to individuals suffering unecessarily.

          I, for one aren’t willing to take the moral high ground here, because I eat meat ie. take part in the chicken/pig holocaust.

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            I guess I’ll take the floor as a vegetarian and say I agree, but that doesn’t mean we can’t triage the extent of animal trials. Was it really necessary to give monkeys implants? I don’t really know how you’d test that system before putting it in people without testing it on animals first. Do we really need this kind of implant? Well, it’s a BCI, which lots of teams around the world are working on, so Neuralink would never be the only ones doing trials. As AI get ever better, I think it’s important that we have the ability to communicate with it better and maneuver more easily and naturally in cyberspace.

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    i’m just glad the monkeys aren’t suffering anymore. With elon sugarcoating tesla autopilot and neuralink’s impact on monkey brains, how are we supposed to trust this man?

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      Silly, just look at his bank account! That number clearly indicates he’s the smartest most hard working person alive. How can you not trust that guy?!

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        I so want that every person who thinks solely the amount of money in bank account equates to success, end up begging on the streets to teach them there is more to life than money that these entitled bourgeois pricks shower in.

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      This is actually hilarious, thanks for the link. Below is a snippet, and honestly it’s not even necessarily the best part, the whole thing is a wild read.

      “These things do not look that hard to move,” Elon announced. It was a reality-distorting assertion, since each rack weighed about 2,500 pounds and was eight feet tall.

      “You’ll have to hire a contractor to lift the floor panels,” Alex said. “They need to be lifted with suction cups.” Another set of contractors, he said, would then have to go underneath the floor panels and disconnect the electric cables and seismic rods.

      Musk turned to his security guard and asked to borrow his pocket knife. Using it, he was able to lift one of the air vents in the floor, which allowed him to pry open the floor panels. He then crawled under the server floor himself, used the knife to jimmy open an electrical cabinet, pulled the server plugs, and waited to see what happened. Nothing exploded. The server was ready to be moved.

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    veterinary reports show the condition of a female monkey called “Animal 15” during the months leading up to her death in March 2019. Days after her implant surgery, she began to press her head against the floor for no apparent reason; a symptom of pain or infection, the records say. Staff observed that though she was uncomfortable, picking and pulling at her implant until it bled, she would often lie at the foot of her cage and spend time holding hands with her roommate.

    Kinda amazing they go to the SEC for investor fraud instead of the courts for persecution of torture

    I wonder if these “scientists” were the type of kids that would burn ants to death with a magnifying glass too

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      It’s not torture, it’s a special medical operation.

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      These accounts do sound awful and I personally don’t condone them, but I’m sure some monkey suffering from medically induced cancer with several tumors doesn’t have fun. Testing on animals is neccessary before any human trials.

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    Why would anyone want any of this fucking garbage anyway? Look at how the fuck boy runs twitter, you want that in your brain???

    “Pay me or I turn you off, lol”

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      At least he’s honest and we can trust him. Oh wait…

      Along with claiming that no monkeys have died because of a Neuralink implant, Musk has said the startup “chose terminal mon[k]eys (close to death already)” as test subjects to “minimize risk to healthy monkeys.” However, Wired cites an anonymous former employee saying that is not true:

      Shown a copy of Musk’s remarks on X about Neuralink’s animal subjects being “close to death already,” a former Neuralink employee alleges to WIRED the claim is “ridiculous” if not a “straight fabrication.” “We had these monkeys for a year or so before any surgery was performed,” they say. The ex-employee, who requested anonymity for fear of retaliation, says up to a year’s worth of behavioral training was necessary for the program, a time frame that would exempt subjects already close to death’s door.

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      A brain implant could be a solution for people with brain damage or born deficits that help them regain lost abilities.

      I would never have one implanted as a luxury gadget though.

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        I might get an implant from a responsible company

        Musk is a lot of things, he is a liar scammer, an outright asshole, an incompetent idiot… but he’s never been responsible.

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          What’s a “responsible company”? Any public company could become irresponsible overnight if and when the shareholders demand it.

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            For one, probably a company without public shareholders. For two, a company that runs under very strict government rules

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          I don’t trust some billionaire with a direct interface into my neural abilities. I know Musk had no problems using his satilites to sabotage Ukraine’s army to appease Putin.

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            True, but if/once it gets mainstream and has matured enough, and proper regulations are in place, I bet it can be a nifty tool.

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      Not how a brain implant works.

      If I could have direct interface to my devices (write text by thinking it, control video game characters,…) I would get one in a heartbeat.

      Sadly it’ll be a while until the tech comes that far and it’ll have strictly medical usecases for quite some time.

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        We already have had implants turned off wirelessly with ota updates.

        Not brain implants, but if you don’t think that would be a thing, then you’re so naive that I could sell you a bridge.

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        Unless the alternative is severe disability I really don’t see the appeal of having untrustworthy tech bro billionaires physically infiltrate our brains just so we can “control video game characters” or “write text by thinking it”. I’d rather keep my brain to myself and write text and control video games by a mixture of thinking and wiggling my fingers.

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        If I could have direct interface with my devices…

        All at the low low cost of never being able to separate yourself from the grid again.

        Also, what happens when a solar flare hits and fucks your brain up?

        “Surely father Musk will have every contingency in place, he is the real life Ironman after all.”

        By the way, could I perhaps interest you in NFTs? They’re very valuable, I promise.

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          You are not connected to a grid, by having electrodes measure potential differences in your brain. If the chip (outside of your brain) were to malfunction, then the interface would simply no longer work. big deal. you replace it.

          Again, wtf do you think a brain inplant is?

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            Proprietary tech that’s inside my body that I don’t own.

            If you don’t see something wrong with all of this then you must just not value your health all that much.

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      He’s too chicken. Just like how he won’t ride in his own rockets (which honestly probably safer than using FSD)

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    I remember way back on reddit after hearing the neuralink buzz, I went to /r/neuralink and asked questions about how they would prevent infections with such procedures.
    The answer?
    “Well its just on the outer skin and doesn’t really pass the blood brain barrier so its fine”, I felt so validated and was blown away by how laissez-faire they were with infections, guess that little blurb was company policy!

    • @[email protected]
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      Reddit is a now a marketing/customer relations platform disguised as a discussion forum, and has been since it got big long ago. Hundreds of bot account post nonsensical bs around the site for appearing natural until it’s their time to defend a corporation with some anecdotes. This is why smaller fediverse instances are important.

      Say anything critical about a company on a popular subreddit, and there’s a horde of accounts repeating and upvoting the companies talking points. especially if the company has its own subreddit.

      “I hate elon musk but… here’s why it’s actually good thing” "I hate apple but… " "I hate trump but… " "I’m not a fan but… " "I’m not a conservative but… "

      Trying to appear as neutral as possible while defending every negative attention against the mother ship.

      • Hyperreality
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        Same thing for (international) politics too, obviously.

        That and endless content and comment reposts.

        It was bad when I left, it’s gotten worse now that some of the better mods and more prolific posters have left.

      • @[email protected]
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        Reddit is a now a marketing/customer relations platform disguised as a discussion forum, and has been since it got big long ago.

        That’s hardly fair. They also recruit for hate groups.

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      Lol, sorry what? You don’t need to implant an object inside someone to get an infection. A cut is enough. I mean why do MMA fighters suffer staph infections so much?

      It’s not even a lackadaisical view for a doctor, it’s just medical wrong. Something tells me these highly respected doctors were likely not that highly respected. I mean what kind of person is Elon going to attract. Think about it.

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        Hehe I found it:
        “They’re not particularly cutting through it (the blood brain barrier). The BBB exists as three layers (going from inside vessel lumen to brain): endothelial cells line the vessel wall, a basement membrane, and processes from astrocytes. Changes in permeability in any of these makes it more or less difficult to get from vessel to brain tissue. Almost identical in the kidney. Their surgical robot uses computer vision to avoid cortical vessels during vertical insertion of probes, instead going in between glial cells and neurons, with some of those cells being penetrated most likely (which is kind of benign to my knowledge). If that robot nicks a vessel wall, however, then we get a deeply sophisticated acute inflammation cascade, as well as blood leaking into the neuropil. Hence the computer vision and tracking of heart beat fluctuations in the brain location. Keeping that robot sterile and the devices sterile will also be key in preventing infection. However, as a first start at keeping implantation a minimally invasive as possible, and in under two years, what they have is pretty bloody impressive. Keep up the inspiring work, Neuralink!”

        So inspiring you guys, might as well be Theranos 2.0 considering the experiment in the report did not use the all-knowing and all-seeing surgeon robot.

  • Vode An
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    They should put one in musk. Mandatory equitability is the only way to stop treatment like this.

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      He never uses any of his technology. He has never been in any of his rockets. I bet he even gets driven around in the back of a Maybach or something.

      • Vode An
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        How I wish he had been on the one that blew up.

  • @[email protected]
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    Considering what Elon has become - I don’t want anything to do with him and his stuff. Just like with Zucc.

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        A lot of liberal brainrot mixed with doomerism seems like a nice way to bait and convince people, doesn’t it?

        How long until we’re tolerating yet another ersatz Caligula, who stinks up celebrity elevators with the smell of Amber Heard’s fecal hole, pale blue and thrusting like an animate tumor of random pubes and teeth wearing a laurel, wearing Russian and Chinese medals, naming it’s unfortunate spawn after Deceptigons and Warhammer 40k figurines, holding children in place for his buddies Ghislaine, Jeffery, Putin, al-Saud, Xiping to rape them and cut their bellies.

        This tells me a lot more about your slimy agenda than the rest of the stuff you wrote to sugarcoat this paragraph, despite the fact that Epstein’s island thing had both sides of US Deep State involved and had nothing to do with Russia or China (which you demonise as a USA nationalist). This is cheap Western liberal brand consumerism at its finest, the kind of shit I would find on Page 3 or Back Page of celebrity newspaper or magazine.

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    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Public documents obtained by the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM) and seen by Wired indicate that Neuralink’s macaque subjects were euthanized after suffering various complications, including “bloody diarrhea, partial paralysis, and cerebral edema.”

    Those are now posted on its website and cited in the letters it sent to the Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday accusing Musk of securities fraud, referencing the reported $280 million Neuralink has raised from investors to create a brain computer interface.

    Wired notes a December 2019 experiment outlined in one of the documents saying one monkey had to be euthanized after a piece of Neuralink’s brain implant broke off during the surgical process, leading to infection.

    Another macaque mentioned — known as Animal 15 — “began to press her head against the floor for no apparent reason” days after receiving the implant, and her condition only went downhill from there:

    Along with claiming that no monkeys have died because of a Neuralink implant, Musk has said the startup “chose terminal mon[k]eys (close to death already)” as test subjects to “minimize risk to healthy monkeys.” However, Wired cites an anonymous former employee saying that is not true:

    Last year, the PCRM filed a complaint with the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) alleging that Neuralink’s practices violate the Animal Welfare Act.


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  • ultratiem
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    “no monkey has died as a result of a Neuralink implant,”

    I bet that’s a bit like saying “Mr. Thorax didn’t kill Mrs Lender, the bullet did. We have it in custody right now.”

    🤥