ooh, hp is going down
Nice.
oh no, this can only mean we must push more ads and AI
Introducing Microsoft Copilot ++. Now with access to your camera, to help you look your best in your next teams meeting
Actually something they would publish
EDIT: Edited
came
tocamera
Hell fucking yeah I love weed and sex
Let’s hear it for weed and sex!!!
Only if I’m getting f’d by Microsoft.
/I use Arch btw
I inject the weed and do the sex all the time!
Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr
It’s what Windows Recall is gonna do to you without your consent.
Now that they’ve discontinued HoloLens (today), that’d be hard.
…or so we think
Hopefully their stock goes down even more, anything that makes the shareholders suffer is a good thing.
Am I missing something?
Funi numbr and Microsoft bad
The funny numbers
Thanks. Am doofus, didn’t see it.
Yay for the funnies
Oh my god I’ll double doofus because I saw this response and still didn’t get it. I’ve been on wsb too long and thought funny numbers meant losses.
I also genuinely want to know
Nice
I wish I had some money lying around to make a bot to indiscriminately buy random stocks at 420.69.
That’s exactly what I sold GME for, at the height of that whole shebacle
I missed the news story, what they do?
420.69
…noice
I was looking for why the stock was dropping lol. They discontinued HoloLens today.
It’s just a tiny blip, look at the 1Y or even 1M views.
and I was wondering what the cause of the tiny blip was
Invested another billion in ClosedAI
(Lemmy currently doesn’t support attachments yet, but Mbin and Mastodon do as the only available way of image upload; hence, my attached image would likely show up as nothing for you, so I also embedded it in markdown. Attachments allow server hosters to cache thumbnails while still specifying alt text. Follow the progress at https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/2456!)
The subsequent drop was because Elon bought in.
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