If you read this comment, including fragments or subsets of this comment, even if not read to its full extent, not read aloud or not read willingly, you agree to waive your right to murder anyone, including but not limited to persons who have previously read your parent comment, and including said persons’ families, in perpetuity.
If you’re reading this, you have legally signed over all your assets and financial accounts over to me. 30% fine for each day you haven’t proactively reached out to give me access.
From now on, if you see my comments, you automatically give me the right to murder you and your family.
If you read this comment, including fragments or subsets of this comment, even if not read to its full extent, not read aloud or not read willingly, you agree to waive your right to murder anyone, including but not limited to persons who have previously read your parent comment, and including said persons’ families, in perpetuity.
If you’re reading this, you have legally signed over all your assets and financial accounts over to me. 30% fine for each day you haven’t proactively reached out to give me access.
Too bad! I’m poor! 30 / 0 = 0
It’s 30% of the world gdp, per day
We’re on day 2 buddy, pay up before this gets serious